Moroccan Pickup Lines: Round Two

1.     You have small eyes – like Lady Gaga

Start small, by complimenting your maiden fair.  Then seal the deal with those celeb references you’re so good at – don’t forget about the Spice Girls, Shakira, or Britney Spears!

2.     You are a nice shape.

If you’re struggling to find an appropriate compliment, get back to basics.  Bonus points if you say it in French, the language of love.  Belle forme… Oo-la-la!

3.     Meow. Meow Meow Meow Meow

Is that sweet honey endowed with feline grace? Rawr

4.     You want to go to Burger King?

Mm-mmmm.  Toss this line out there and watch the American girls flock to you.  Nothing like a fast-food chain to pique the ladies’ interest.  Never mind the fact that it doesn’t exist in your country.

5.     You have baby?

Is that foreign beauty looking especially radiant and plump after downing her entire plate of fries?  She must be pregnant, and would love to be questioned about it by a complete stranger.

6.     How much? One hundred camels?

Play off your exotic good looks with something straight out of the Arabian Nights.  It’s every woman’s dream to be bartered for. In camels.  

7.     I like your size.

Every female requires constant validation about her body image.  Remind her that her physical occupation of space is pleasing to you.

8.   I have a question.  Actually my friend, he dared me to ask you. What music are you listening to? Also are you busy later? Or now? It’s his birthday. You have a phone number? Facebook? Maybe we can get couscous?

Always have a solid wingman who's looking out for you. Oh, and never be afraid to let those hotties see your awkward, painful desperation.  So endearing.

9.     I want to eat you from your pinky finger.

Uh. Go big or go home?  Your target will certainly not be tempted to shank you with the swiss army knife she’s carrying. 

10.   *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *continuing kissy noises*

Nothing sets you apart from the competition like a commitment to affection.  And make sure to continue your efforts long after that fine lady has walked by and flipped you off.